WITCHES IN SUMMERVILLE
Saturday, 2/15 @ 4:30pm
Summerville Book Festival, Summerville, SC
The good people at Main Street Reads didn’t know what they were getting into when they asked me to do the closing speech at their Book Festival. Expect mayhem (and books getting signed).
THE WITCHES COME TO SAVANNAH - SOLD OUT
Sunday, 2/16 @ 4:30pm
1921 Bull Street, Savannah, GA
RSVP required
The folks at E Shavers have invited me to come sign books and conjure up some witches, so I’ll appear on Sunday afternoon to do the Witchcraft show LIVE when everyone should be in church!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
Thursday, 2/27 @ 7pm
Barnes & Noble, Huntington Beach, CA
I’m back on the West Coast for the first time in years! And for some reason the closest the overlords are putting me to LA is this Barnes & Noble in Huntington Beach. Which is close-ish? Anyways, this is where the witches will be manifesting, so grab your broom, and your cat, and let’s throw some curses!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS IN PORTLAND
Saturday, 3/1 @ 4pm
Powell’s City of Books, Portland, OR
Finally, I’m back in Portland and I get to be in the main Powell’s store like a real book-writing human! Come on out and see the witch show, get your books signed, and generally raise havoc and make mayhem!
WITCHCRAFT MANIFESTS IN SEATTLE
Monday, 3/3 @ 6pm
Third Place Books, Lake Forest Park, Seattle, WA
Back to Third Place Books for the first time since 2018! Come and raise hell! Literally! We’ll be summoning demons! West Coast booksellers don’t really believe I exist, so it’ll be great to see a ton of y’all show up to prove that, yes, people out here are just as ravenous for horror as folks back east! And that I can be summoned merely by saying my name 3 times (and paying for a premium economy ticket…and a motel room…and a six-pack of YooHoo)!
HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE IN A CHALLENGING MARKET…FLORIDA!
Thursday, 4/3 @ 6pm
Largo Public Library, Largo, FL
I’m coming down to Florida to do the Haunted House show. I mean, I think I only did events in Florida back in 2021 in Orlando and in 2023 in Tallahassee, and this is a big state, so it’s about time its residents were introduced to the filthy filthy ghosts that are destroying its property values. Also, Largo is very close to Tampa, the death metal capital of America. Let’s start a band!
WITCHCRAFT IS COMING TO COLORADO!
Thursday, 4/10 @ 6:30pm
Embassy Suites DTC, Centennial, CO
Colorado, here we come! I’ll be doing the Witchcraft show LIVE and the event description claims “Light refreshments will be provided” which I assume means fresh babies, so this is going to be a blast! And Centennial, CO is right next door to Denver, so hopefully there won’t be any leftovers.
And then, I’m going to be coming to the UK! Is that green and scepter'd isle ready for the depredations I’ll visit upon it??????
