THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME OF THE YEAR - LIVE!
Friday, 12/6 @ 6pm
Scarlet Lane Brewing Co, McCordsville, IN
It’s the holiday season and that means it’s time for a ghost story! And Mickey Rooney screaming about little wooden boys! And sparrows coming to burn your house down! I rarely perform this holiday show which is too bad because it’s one of my favorites. So Indiana’s Scarelastic Book Fair has invited me to come to their house and perform it this yuletide season. Books will be for sale courtesy of Butcher Cabin Books and you can pre-order WITCHCRAFT through them here. They’ll be printing specially illustrated pre-order certificates that I’ll happily sign and personalize at the event so if you’re getting it as a gift for someone you’ll have something to put under the tree since the book doesn’t come out until January 14.
NOTES ABOUT BOOK SALES - if you want to avoid the signing line but still get a personalize book, Butcher Cabin Books has a limited amount of my books that you can order now and give them personalization instructions. I’ll sign and personalize the book before the show and you can pick it up at the show without having to wait in line. Just head on over to their site and get clicking!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE AT BOOKS ARE MAGIC!
Monday, January 13 @ 7pm
First Unitarian Church, NYC, NY
It’s the kick-off event for Witchcraft for Wayward Girls in New York City, thanks to the amazing folks at Books are Magic!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE AND VIRTUAL!
Tuesday, January 14 @ 3pm Eastern
Online
Barnes and Noble is making everything vaporware and digital, including this performance of Witchcraft for Wayward Girls - Live! I’d prefer you to see it in person because that’s better for both of us, but if you aren’t going to be at any of the tour stops below, then this is your one and only chance to see the show online.
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE AT AN UNLIKELY STORY!
Wednesday, January 15 @ 6pm
An Unlikely Story, Plainville, MA
I’m back in Massachusetts for a performance of Witchcraft at one of the coolest bookstores of all time!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN SALEM, MA!
Thursday, January 16 @ 6:30pm
Wicked Good Books, Salem, MA
You thought I wasn’t going to do the witch show in Salem? Are you kidding?!?
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN DALLAS, TX!
Friday, January 17 @ 7:30pm
The Campus Theatre, Denton, TX
One of my favorite used bookstores in the world, Recycled Books in Denton, TX, is bringing me down to Texas for Witchcraft and this is going to be bonkers (but hopefully not quite as insanely bonkers as last time I was here)! You can get your tickets to the event here!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO!
Saturday, January 18 @ 6pm
Nowhere Bookshop, San Antonio, TX
I’ve been here virtually, but never in person. That’s changed! The good folks of Nowhere Bookshop are letting me invade their aisles to do some witchery!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN TULSA!
Tuesday, January 21 @ 7pm
All Souls Unitarian Church, Tulsa, OK
I haven’t done an event with Magic City Books in what feels like forever, which stinks because I love this place. Well, my wish came true and now I’m manifesting there like a confused demon for the Witchcraft tour!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS LIVE - IN ST LOUIS!
Wednesday, January 22 @ 6pm
Hi-Pointe Theater, St. Louis, MO
This is my first time in St. Louis and my first event with Novel Neighbor, but I’ve heard they’re built over a portal to Hell so this is going to be an amazing evening we’ll all never forget.
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN INDIANAPOLIS!
Thursday, January 23 @ 6:30pm
Historic Artcraft Theater, Franklin, IN
I’ve never been to Indianapolis, but nowhere is safe from my rampage through the Midwest. Lock the doors! Load the rifles! I’m not leaving until the last book is signed! If you blame anyone, blame the necromancers at Wild Geese Bookshop!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN CHARLESTON!
Monday, January 27 @ 6pm
Circular Congregational Church, Charleston, SC
Buxton Books prepares the occult beachhead for me to storm into my hometown and do some Witchcraft! You know the drill! Bring your best broom and your meanest cat!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN GREENVILLE!
Tuesday, January 28 @ 6pm
Radio Room, Greenville, SC
What have they done to deserve this?!? South Carolina gets hit by Witchcraft twice???? Pray for them! And blame M Judson Bookseller for bringing me upstate. Haven’t those poor people suffered enough???
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE IN WINSTON-SALEM!
Wednesday, January 29 @ 6:30pm
Hanesbrands Theater, Winston-Salem, NC
North Carolina, my ancient enemy. You thought you would escape unscathed but I have added one day to my tour thanks to the wizards at Bookmarks in order to rain destruction down upon your once-peaceful streets. Shiver in terror as you anticipate my wrath!